| Lost Grandpa
ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING : Do NOT lose your Grandkids in
the Mall!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked,
"What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown
Royal whiskey and women with big tits."
__________________
Why Tune an Engine When You can Tuna Fish
|