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Not sure where 2 hours and 45 minutes went....but it did.
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You can fix your boat - on the water, or at the ramp - or you can go fishing.
Basic rule of thumb: one hour on the water = 3 hours maintenance.
Bullshit? Stop and actually think about it: find the problem - figure out what you're going to do about it - go to the god-damned store to buy the shit that's going to fix the problem - listen to the utter bullshit from the sales guy that trying to tell you you're doing it wrong - take the shit back home - find all your tools that your wife put away - clear the shit off the driveway that the kids have put there, trying to "help Daddy" - install the shit (noting that the salesman was right-you're doing it wrong) - cuss, because you're doing it wrong and now you've broken the shit - go to another boat/hardware store, so you don't have to see the asshole that was right - buy the right shit and actually read the instructions this time - go home to find your tools put away and and the kid's crap in the driveway again.
Screw it - I need a beer (accounting for one of the three hours).
